First of a new series on the predicament of males in today’s world. Title subject to change.
I’m not an alcoholic
I’M A DRUNK
Alcoholics go to meetings

All the valley, mother, ’ill be fresh and green and still,
And the cowslip and the crowfoot are over all the hill,
And the rivulet in the flowery dale ’ill merrily glance and play,
For I’m to be Queen o’ the May, mother, I’m to be Queen o’ the May.