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A woman is only a woman,

but a good cigar is a smoke.   –Kipling

_..but a good cigar is a smoke -20150605 - 6707Wikipedia sums up the poem by Kipling from which the famous line is taken:

The Betrothed is a poem by Rudyard Kipling, first published in book form in Departmental Ditties (1886). It is a tongue-in-cheek work by the young bachelor Kipling, who affected a very worldly-wise stance. In it, he takes as his epigraph the report of evidence in a breach of promise case, “You must choose between me and your cigar“. The poem simply has a narrator musing on the difference between his fiancée Maggie and his habit of smoking cigars:

He weighs up Maggie’s looks, and what she will be at fifty; the limitations of monogamy against “a harem of dusky beauties”; and the relatively unknown woman against the tried and tested “Counsellors” and “comforters”. His conclusion is:

A million surplus Maggies are willing to bear the yoke;
And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.

Light me another Cuba — I hold to my first-sworn vows.
If Maggie will have no rival, I’ll have no Maggie for Spouse!